Some Funny Jokes

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Re: Some Funny Jokes

Postby JeffHathaway » Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:51 am

Thanks for the reminder that laughter is important for us and our pts.
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Re: Some Funny Jokes

Postby jonemartin » Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:29 am

Great writer

Great Writer "There was once a young man, in his youth, his desire was to become a great writer.
When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft writing error messages..
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Re: Some Funny Jokes

Postby acluett89 » Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:35 am

A man and a little boy are walking into the woods at night. The boy start to cry. The man says "What are you, scared?" The boy nods, and the man says "Well how do you think I feel? I have to walk all the way back alone!"
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Re: Some Funny Jokes

Postby lucilleroberts » Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:58 pm

You need humor, it helps make you and the patient more comfortable, not to mention it betters their mood.
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Re: Some Funny Jokes

Postby Karachi123 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 1:28 am

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!

The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS. The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.

The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains, and let it go. Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day.
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Re: Some Funny Jokes

Postby alexajones568 » Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:48 am

A smile takes the pain away.. thanks for the jokes! :)
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Re: Some Funny Jokes

Postby williamgray » Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:54 am

Hi guys and gals ,
I read your jokes.
It is really very funny .
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Re: Some Funny Jokes

Postby Stephen » Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:05 pm

Those were some hilarious jokes, i especially like the Microsoft one. keep em coming.
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Re: Some Funny Jokes

Postby Wooper2340 » Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:28 am

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.

3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.

4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus.

It's a bug.
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Re: Some Funny Jokes

Postby Wooper2340 » Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:32 am

the child run towards his father's friend in the sitting room, and he started staring him innocently in all dimensions, the guest wondered that!!!,and he asked the boy: "what is the problem son?"
the boy answered with kind of worry @(( , my father said that you have two faces ;( then where is the other face you have!!
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Re: Some Funny Jokes

Postby Mcallums » Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:11 am

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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Re: Some Funny Jokes

Postby jackjones » Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:33 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Some Funny Jokes

Postby ralphswurld » Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:31 am

thats is reaally funny...i can burst into tears

I...am next to H
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Re: Some Funny Jokes

Postby raypinmau » Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:36 am

Mcallums wrote:Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Nice one =))
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Re: Some Funny Jokes

Postby rashikislet007 » Wed Jan 04, 2012 2:00 am

Hope this is not offensive.

Man: What is a million years to you?
God: only a second.
Man: What is a billion dollars to you?
God: only a coin.
Man: OK give me a coin.
God: wait a second...
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